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Fuckin tell me about it.
Grumble
Yep tomorrow is gonna suck.
An with that, I’m off to go see Marilyn Manson. Try and make tonight fun.
k-dames replied to your post: Saturday
well… if everything goes south, johns house is open again this weekend.
Yeah well. I’m supposed to head to sandwich later that night. Much
Concern over stupid things. Will explain if you wanna text.
Saturday
Everything fucking terrible always happens on a Saturday.
So this Saturday ought to be hella interesting.
I swear to god I will kill a baby if things go as I foresee.
Listen
Waaaaaahhh
Throwing a fucking tantrum at work. Fucking bruins man… Ugh
You should probably stop creepin on my shit
An idol is supposed to be someone you can look up to. Someone who leads by positive example.
Idolized someone who contributed to the betterment of society. Not someone who just raged against it with nothing proactive to contribute, simply because he didnt like it.
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
middle-east-beast:
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Yknow, I bitch a lot about all my friends getting married or pregnant at a young age. But the truth is I think I’m just jealous. There was a girl, if we were still together today I think i would’ve proposed to her by now. But life and college and other things got in the way. She was my bestfriend and my lover and I miss her more than anyone on the planet. I miss her so much. More and...
You know what would be super?
If one of my plans could just work. Something in my life could just be straightforward and simple and I could just achieve something. That would be super.
I exist to disappoint my family, friends, and self.
How to tell the difference between different...
POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.
VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
BLACK METAL: The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan.
GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.
GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
NU METAL: The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
STONER METAL: The protagonist arrives, slays the dragon, and brings the princess home to fuck her to Black Sabbath
SLUDGE METAL: The protagonist arrives and makes the dragon feel really uncomfortable, steals the dragon's heroin, flips a table and goes home to listen to Black Sabbath.
DRONE METAL: The protagonist start's a song at his concert, sets the guitar down in front of amp to let it feed back, and leaves to go slay the dragon. He arrives at the dragon's Lair and makes the dragon's head implode, fucks the princess, and arrives back at his concert 2 hours later so he can finish the song.
Say what you will
You’re still a liar.
